Hello, my name is Monty- after the General, or maybe the gardener- I'm not really sure. Sometimes mummy comes down after my long nap and says hello to someone called Monty Pops. Not sure who she is talking to but humans are weird like that. I don't mind really as I usually get let out straight after. Every morning starts with a big stretch and a yawn. For some reason mummy finds such mundane rituals the cutest thing ever and I get loads of praise and ear tickling which I love. So I gladly perform and do a couple more stretches on the way out. Making mummy happy is my main goal. When she's happy she gives me nice things to eat, ear scratches and tummy rubs- Oh I just can't get enough of those tummy rubs! My favourite things to do (aside from eating of course) include digging, catching balls, running, chewing, stealing socks (worn smelly ones are best but I'm not fussy- I'll take them out of the big noisy spinning machine in the kitchen. Serves the thing righ...